In honor of the two conflicting holidays
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"Forget stardust—you are iron. Your blood is nothing but ferrous liquid. When you bleed, you reek of rust. It is iron that fills your heart and sits in your veins. And what is iron, really, unless it’s forged?

You are iron.

And you are strong." — n.t. (via havkeye)
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what do you call a sphere full of idiots


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Watch Game of Thrones tonight to catch up on all the wacky adventures of Arya and The Hound
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Good Vibes HERE
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Hot guy at Home Depot let me keep this little babe when I found it alone and potless
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#sav is dumb  #sav has a face  #succulents rule  
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are you sick of washing your underpants every goddamned week? i should fucking hope so what a pain in the ass. wouldn’t you like to just not worry about washing your grimy undies for a whole shitstain-free year? well stick a dryer sheet up my butt because you’re in luck. for just 4,000 motherfucking dollars you can forget about touching that ass-cloth for 365 glorious days. every day is a fresh new day for your hairy butt cheeks. and once 2015 rolls around, you’ll have a years worth of dirty underwear to wash you piece of shit.
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